Leader goods

A big thanks to Leader for the goods. I am super stoked to give out all these prizes! Holy crap.

We are Nutty

Some would say that we are nutcases, but alas it is just the helmets. Get you some at the BLAM. Thanks Nutcase. Thanks Michael!

Chrome ninjas

Chrome sent some murdered out hip pouches and tshirts for Friday's event. Jackie, you are forever rad. Don't go changing.

Traitor is our friend

Thanks to Traitor Cycles for sending some sweet shirts and saddles for the BLAM. Joe and Kevin, I hope to see you there.

I think they mean "honey, I'm home."

When Lindsay's eyebrows get that high that means she's excited.
Woah yeah! It's on. Here is more sweet prizes to be won at the BLAM on Friday. Thanks, Dodici!

Day off

It's my day off, but I love my job so much that I came in to work on my own bike. While I was here Patrick from Pedal Consumption came in and dropped off a package for the BLAM. Patrick, the shoes fit.

So shiny

Profile Racing sent their contribution to the BLAM's Bridgetown Hustle on Friday. Holy sweetness. Put this stuff on your bike and instantly you will be ready to race.

I knew a guy who was pedaled to death

He looks nice, but he will rip your heart out and feed it to you before you die.
I got Death Pedal in the mailsy today. I am not going to lie, I am going to open one up when I get home and watch it. Perhaps, I will rewind a part or two. I may pause it at key moments in the film and inspect the still frame. Who knows? Not me. I mean, I have an idea of how it is going to go down, but nothing is set in stone. I may be fully clothed when I watch it. I may just wear some socks. The sky is the limit, as they say. You, yes you, can win a copy. You might even win the copy I viewed with socks on. Come to the BLAM. Please. Come and win stuff or I will be bummed out. Why do you want to bum me out? Why?

Knog you very much

Knog sent a package of sweet stuff to give out as prizes for the BLAM in February. Hell yeah! Pay no attention to my gimp hand. I went through a lot of PT to be able to give thumbs up. Originally, my goal was to be able to shake my fist at whipper snappers, but since I moved out here to Portland, I noticed I am shaking my fist less and thumbs upping more. Thumbs up, Knog! The BLAM loves you.

Rebicyclist Belts!

Julien is here with some of his sweet belts. He's excited. I am excited. We all are.
Wow. I am a sexy beast.


Julien takes old tires and makes belts out of them. He is fighting the good fight and trying to keep these tires out of landfills, so please buy them and wear them. He gave us a a few belts for the BLAM to give out as prizes. You can see more of his goods HERE

if it shrinks I am going to have to wear pants

The tshirts are a longer for maximum coverage, so if you want to Porky Pig it with some socks on, like me, you can!

Dan and Eric at Portland Design Works are sweet like candy. Those boys sure know how to treat a lady. Especially a lady named Amanda who's trying to put on a sweet bike event like no other.... that's me. Thanks guys for making me look a little cooler.

make america awesome, one fixed at a time

Holy shirt!
My lady Lindsay and my BF Brendan, who's in town from Denver, are here showing all of us how to wear a shirt.
If they DID make it I WOULD drink it.

One Fixed sent shirts so soft you are going to want to wrap babies in them, but don't... especially if the baby isn't yours.

From down under

Brisbane Outdoor Gear sent a strap on and a baby candy. those two things don't sound like they should go together, but these are just names, people. How can you get your hands on this sweet australian goods? feburary's blam, of course!

Sprint and win

so gay. so right.
Giant is being sweet and sponsoring the Backyard Blam with bikes!! The Blam's headquarters is here at 21st Ave Bicycles. One, because we work here and two, because this is the sweetest shop. There are two of the Bowrey '84s. The one pictured above, which is a 2010, and the other is a white 2009. These are first place sprint prizes for the Blam's February event, Bridgetown Hustle. Spin to win, baby.

I love Candians

Cocotte sent these bags for the BLAM in February. Love the pine cone.

Protect your tubes, dude.

Yanco is down with the Blam. Here are some goods they sent for the upcoming festivities.

sweet jumps means sweet prizes

yes, married kyle has been working out.
holy shit, look at all those spokes and yet it is still lighter than a b43. this is one of the prizes for the fixed gear trick comp. GOrilla/miche. i am not going to lie to you, i am pretty stoked to give these away. thank you GOrilla. 

hats, not just for covering up bald spots!

if you are like me and wear a hat almost every day of your life then come on down to the blam and win this hat from headset clothing. why don't ya?

lube, dude

holy lube, batman! look at all of it. white lightning gave us some race support. they gave us tape to rope of parts of the course, tools to clean your drive train, banners, and lube. lots and lots of lube.

super duper!

yes, those reflect light. no, you are not tripping on LSD. yes, you can win them. no, you can't sleep on my couch.
holy shit, this shirt rules my face off of my face. crap, man! laek house has it dialed! you can see that i am excited through text with all of the exclamation points i am using!!!! see? those right there!!!!!  ow!