Tuesday, August 18, 2009

it's official, i am tough

i have heard that the ladies love the scars. is this true? will women see this and find me desirable? will my girlfriend want to make out with me more? i can tell you one thing, having crutches in the strip club will not get you sympathy strippin. right, other kyle? he was there. he knows. however, lindsay (my gf) was a tit magnet. i got to live vicariously through her as i was sitting to her left for most of the evening. i did, however, get sympathy dollar bills from my boys which allowed me to remain seated at the main stage and let me tell you, there was a lot of puss. union jacks is full nudity. at first i thought i might be a little awkward around so much vagina. it has been awhile since i have seen any other one besides lindo's (i wonder if she minds me taking about her pundu). after awhile i noticed my face hurt from smiling and my thumb was sore from all the thumbs up i gave to kyle von.  easy breezy japaneesy.

1 comment:

  1. Sick Scar girl! You look like you have really smooth well-rounded heels though. Do you pumice your heels a lot to get them to look that smooth and well rounded? Are they smooth/soft to the touch? Let me know: derkey16 at yahoo dot com.