A lot of people here in Portland will say something like "come to this night, it's really funky" or " listen to this song, it's funky" and then when I do, it's the opposite of funky. Then I feel mislead and get pissed off. Was I lied to or do they really not know what funky sounds like? Let me help you out Portland....
Now, this is not to be confused with funk. This is more disco, but it's still funky.
Still a good song, but not funky. Take note Portland and stop leading me astray.... I still love you. You are the best city and I only have eyes for you.