Funky Jams

A lot of people here in Portland will say something like "come to this night, it's really funky" or " listen to this song, it's funky" and then when I do, it's the opposite of funky. Then I feel mislead and get pissed off. Was I lied to or do they really not know what funky sounds like? Let me help you out Portland....
Funky:


Now, this is not to be confused with funk. This is more disco, but it's still funky.

Not funky:

Still a good song, but not funky. Take note Portland and stop leading me astray.... I still love you. You are the best city and I only have eyes for you.