Hello, I didn't forget about you. I mean, how could I? I am in love with you. I was just moving into my new place. I have my own bathroom in my room with a skylight above my shower. That's right, ladies... a skylight. Here's a fun fact about me: I hate to shower alone. Now, while we are on the subject of my hot bod.... what's that? We weren't on that subject? Well, we are now. Stay with me here.... The new Trusty Switchblade kits are in and my skin suit fits me like a glove. Except instead of just on my hand it's on my body.
My boobs are bigger than this, swear. When I asked the question "Hey, where did my boobs go?" my teammate Ben said they are in aero position. I'll buy that.