Tonight I spent a quiet night at home with my roommate Landon and his special friend, Lauren. No shenanigans were had... super quiet. We didn't do anything out of the ordinary, I swear to god. If anyone comes and asks you anything about tonight, you tell them you haven't heard nothin. You hear me?! Nothin!
Wow.... I wasn't going to say this, but I feel like I have to... I am super attractive. Hide your daughters.